Confuscious say: Skull and Crossbones not stand for jellybean.Confuscious
say: Schwastika sign not stand for licorice stick.
Confuscious say: Is not wise it is to attempt to roast hand with toaster oven.
Confuscious say: The Five True Answers to All Questions Ever Asked, the Thirteen Laws
of the Universal Equilibrum, and one exceptionally large piece of fried bat meat not equal
Porkie's Steakhouse on a hamburger bun.
Confuscious say: Only very stupid man try to fight off herd of wild, rabid lions with
little bits of burnt potpourri.
Confuscious say: It takes one verrry big piece of watermelon to stop Nile River!
Confuscious say: No! No! No!: No riverdancing in tubful of wasp killer!
Confuscious say: Why for you ride stinky camel through dining hall?
Confuscious say: What is difference between the Grim Reaper and speckled
belly-button? One much better at tap dancing.
