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Important Recall |
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The Maker of all human
beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to the serious
defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in
the original prototype unit code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the
same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed
"Subsequential Internal Non-Morality" or more commonly known as SIN, as it is
primarily characterized by loss of moral judgment. Some other symptoms are: (a) Loss of direction (b) Foul vocal emissions (c) Amnesia of origin (d) Lack of peace and joy (e) Selfish or violent behavior (f) Depression or confusion in mental component (g) Fearful The manufacturer, who is neither
liable or at fault for this defect, is providing factory authorized repair and service
FREE of charge to correct the SIN defect. [The number to call in your area is F-A-I-T-H.
Simply believe that Christ died for your sins, was buried and rose again, and your unit
will be regenerated. No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Christ will repair and
replace it with]: WARNING: Operating the human unit without correction voids the
manufacturer's warranty, exposing the owner to dangers and problems too numerous to list
and, for unbelievers, will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. [For free
emergency service before it's too late: call upon the Lord Jesus Christ who loved us and
gave Himself a ransom for our sins]. |
