Q: How do you get down off an elephant?
A: You don't, you get down off a duck!
Q: What does a duck like to eat with soup?
A: Quackers!
Q: Daughter: Mum, can I have a duck for Christmas?
A: Mum: NO! You'll have turkey like everyone else!
Q: Where does a 500-pound duck sit?
A: Anywhere it wants!
Q: Which side of a duck has the prettiest feathers?
A: The outside!
Q: Why do ducks fly south for the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk!
Q: What happens when a duck flies upside down?
A: It quacks up!
Q: What did the duck say after he went shopping?
A: "Put it on my bill!"
Q: Which animal grows down?
A: A duck!
Q: What do you call a crate of ducks?
A: A box of quackers!
Q: What's the difference between a duck with one wing and a duck with two wings?
A: Why, that's a difference of a pinion!
Easter is always the 1st Sunday after the 1st full moon after the Spring Equinox (which is March 20). This dating of Easter is based on the lunar calendar that Hebrew people used to identify pass over, which is why it moves around on our Roman calendar.
Here's the interesting info. This year is the earliest Easter any of us will ever see the rest of our lives! And only the most elderly of our population have ever seen it this early (95 years old or above!). And none of us have ever, or will ever, see it a day earlier! Here are the facts:
1) The next time Easter will be this early (March 23) will be the year 2228 (220 years from now). The last time it was this early was 1913 (so if you're 95 or older, you are the only ones that were around for that!).
2) The next time it will be a day earlier, March 22, will be in the year 2285 (277 years from now). The last time it was on March 22 was 1818. So, no one alive today has or will ever see it any earlier than this year!
A: You don't, you get down off a duck!
Q: What does a duck like to eat with soup?
A: Quackers!
Q: Daughter: Mum, can I have a duck for Christmas?
A: Mum: NO! You'll have turkey like everyone else!
Q: Where does a 500-pound duck sit?
A: Anywhere it wants!
Q: Which side of a duck has the prettiest feathers?
A: The outside!
Q: Why do ducks fly south for the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk!
Q: What happens when a duck flies upside down?
A: It quacks up!
Q: What did the duck say after he went shopping?
A: "Put it on my bill!"
Q: Which animal grows down?
A: A duck!
Q: What do you call a crate of ducks?
A: A box of quackers!
Q: What's the difference between a duck with one wing and a duck with two wings?
A: Why, that's a difference of a pinion!
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Easter 2008
is a once in a lifetime experience!
Easter is always the 1st Sunday after the 1st full moon after the Spring Equinox (which is March 20). This dating of Easter is based on the lunar calendar that Hebrew people used to identify pass over, which is why it moves around on our Roman calendar.
Here's the interesting info. This year is the earliest Easter any of us will ever see the rest of our lives! And only the most elderly of our population have ever seen it this early (95 years old or above!). And none of us have ever, or will ever, see it a day earlier! Here are the facts:
1) The next time Easter will be this early (March 23) will be the year 2228 (220 years from now). The last time it was this early was 1913 (so if you're 95 or older, you are the only ones that were around for that!).
2) The next time it will be a day earlier, March 22, will be in the year 2285 (277 years from now). The last time it was on March 22 was 1818. So, no one alive today has or will ever see it any earlier than this year!
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