I was Control Systems Engineer in the Pulp and
Paper Industry but recently became a Maintenance Supervisor. I grew and
attended college in Alabama which explains my
college football preference.
Dublin, GA has been my family's home since 1988.
Since the Hope scholarship
is such a financial incentive, my children will
likely attend public universities in
Georgia. Being a University of Alabama
grad whose football nemesis was
Notre Dame for many years, it has been difficult
but I've finally been able to
say GO IRISH!!
at the local football games.
My brother-in-law sent me the cartoon on the right.
I have yet to see the humor in it!
You know your at an Auburn motel when--------You
call the front desk and say I've gotta leak in my sink.
The front desk says go ahead!!!!!!!
Did you hear about the computers in Dubin infected
with the 'Hillary Clinton' virus???
Files disappear and show up a year later!
Did you hear about the new PBS virus affecting computers?
Your programs stop every few minutes and ask for money!
I finally realized why postage jumped from 29 cents to 32 cents last year!!
It was the increased cost of ammo!
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Zero (0) It is a hardware problem!
How many Microsoft developers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they declare darkness to be the standard!
Golf is a lot like taxes. You drive hard to get to the green, and then
you wind up in the hole.
It's still embarassing. I asked my caddie for a sand wedge, and 10 minutes
later he came back with a ham on rye. - Chi Chi Rodriguez talking about
his accent
How many Harvard philosphers does it take to change a light bulb?
One (1) He holds the bulb while the whole world revolves around him.
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Roll Tide Roll!! 
